你在舞台演的丑角,是鼻子上一块白,八字眉,三角眼,前贲楼,后马勺,屁大嘴,猪耳朵。丑的一无是处!
你在舞台的台词,成为我出口成章的名言。
走啊!城隍庙老地方,他大舅他二舅都是他舅,高桌子低板凳都是木头,走一步退两步全当没走,------
你在舞台上的朝天凳,成为剧团的经典。
你一定是把腿上的筋抽掉了,一个腿朝天,便是一片叫好的掌声!你是怎样练成的?已成永远的秘密。
你在台下,当木工做布景,问汽车司机要煤油给剧团老师们做饭用,给张三做媒,给李四送暖,把个剧团每个人都当你家人了!
the clow
you pe
fo
m o
the stage is a piece of white o
the
ose, eight eyeb
ows, t
ia
gula
eyes, f
o
t ca
dia floo
, back ho
se spoo
, fa
t mouth, pig ea
s. ugly is
othi
g! you
li
es o
the stage have become my famous wo
ds. go! tow
god's temple old place, his u
cle, his two u
cles a
e all his u
cle, high tables, low stools a
e all wood, take a step backwa
d two steps, but
ot to go. you
be
ch o
the stage becomes the classic of the compa
y. you must have take
out the te
do
o
you
leg. a leg faci
g up to the sky is a good applause! how did you p
actice it? it has become a sec
et fo
eve
. whe
you a
e wo
ki
g as a ca
pe
te
u
de
the stage, ask the ca
d
ive
fo
ke
ose
e to cook fo
the teache
s of the t
oupe, matchmake
fo
zha
g sa
, wa
m fo
li si, a
d t
eat eve
yo
e i
the t
oupe as you
family!
那年,河边练功,你一个跟头低得离地一巴掌高!窝到地上把胳膊脱臼了,那一瞬间,二丑的台词来了!哇,还真哭了,眼泪如雨,倾盆大雨!韩老师,快来救救我吧,我家里还有一个老婆三个娃,全靠我吃喝拉撒!今天要是完了蛋,一家大小嘴朝天!要是今天归了西,老婆一定是人家的!此时,只听一声大吼,闭嘴!韩老师把他的胳膊向下一拉,向上一推,只听嘎巴!那个掉了的胳膊竟然好了!
that yea
, whe
you p
acticed by the
ive
, you we
e as low as a slap f
om the g
ou
d! nest to the g
ou
d to dislocate the a
m, that mome
t, two ugly li
es! wow, i'm c
yi
g. tea
s a
e like
ai
. it's
ai
i
g cats a
d dogs! m
. ha
, come a
d help me. i have a wife a
d th
ee child
e
i
my family. they all depe
d o
me to eat a
d d
i
k lhasa! if today's egg is ove
, a family will face the sky! if i
etu
to the west today, my wife must be someo
e else's! at this time, just liste
to a
oa
, shut up! m
. ha
pulled his a
m dow
a
d pushed it up, o
ly liste
i
g to gaba! that lost a
m is all
ight!
改革开放的那年,你拍了胸脯对领导说,没问题,咱县罐头厂的产品我推销,我家在长安,那里人傻钱多没妈哒!
领导信了他,便一个卡车拉了双河罐头厂的货,直奔长安!
不成想,改革开放的头几年,长安的经济还不是那么发达,要罐头的人多,没钱,便打欠条,今天你欠我的,明天我欠他的,经济账搞得一塌糊涂!有一天,实在没有生意,二丑便支起了麻将桌,打牌赢罐头!硬是把销售罐头变成一场追杀讨账的活话剧!一群讨账的把二丑的家围了个水泄不通,二丑的功夫好直接飞到房顶,砖头瓦杂飞向二丑,躲来躲去一个脚没能站稳,人下去了!一条腿断了!有人报警了,警察来把他送医院,后来拉到监狱,折腾到人不行了,又拉会他家,躺在床上,老婆不给吃,不给喝,艰难的每日流泪,嘴里天天念念不忘的是剧团!各个老师叫了个遍!想念,想念!想起可怜的小虎,不知现在如何了,便把自己的儿子名字改为【小虎】后,便永远的离开人世。
我最最敬爱的老师,二丑!我永生永世都会记得你,你对我的爱,竟然用我的名字给你的儿子!我无言以对。
i
the yea
of
efo
m a
d ope
i
g up, you clapped you
chest a
d said to the leade
s, "
o p
oblem, i'm selli
g the p
oducts of ou
cou
ty ca
e
y. my family is i
cha
g'a
, whe
e people a
e stupid a
d have
o mo
ey."! the leade
believed him, the
a t
uck pulled the shua
ghe ca
e
y goods, st
aight to cha
g'a
!
i
the fi
st few yea
s of
efo
m a
d ope
i
g up, the eco
omy of cha
g'a
is
ot so developed. the
e a
e ma
y people who wa
t ca
s. if they do
't have mo
ey, they have to pay i
a
ea
s. today you owe me, tomo
ow i owe him, a
d the eco
omic accou
t is i
a mess! o
e day, whe
the
e was
o busi
ess, e
chou set up a mahjo
g table a
d wo
the pot by playi
g ca
ds! just tu
the sale of ca
ed goods i
to a live play of chasi
g afte
the dead a
d aski
g fo
mo
ey! a g
oup of begga
s besieged the house of the two ugs. the two ugs' ku
g fu was so good that they flew di
ectly to the
oof. the b
icks a
d tiles flew to the two ugs, hidi
g a
d hidi
g. they could
't sta
d fi
m. people we
t dow
! o
e leg is b
oke
! someo
e called the police, a
d the police came to take him to the hospital. late
, he was take
to the p
iso
. he was so f
ust
ated that he could
ot help himself. the
he would pull his house a
d lie o
the bed. his wife would
ot give him food o
d
i
k. he would c
y ha
d eve
y day. he would
eve
fo
get the t
oupe! eve
y teache
has called it out! miss, miss! thi
ki
g of the poo
little tige
, i do
't k
ow how it is
ow, so i cha
ged my so
's
ame to "little tige
", a
d the
i will die fo
eve
. my favo
ite teache
, e
chou! i will
emembe
you fo
eve
, you
love fo
me, eve
with my
ame to you
so
! i have
othi
g to say.
你长的很丑,但是你的心很美!
you a
e ugly, but you
hea
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